Phil Collins asked:

Last night my girlfriend told me to put my face in front of her bare *** and to close my eyes. I did so, and a few seconds later, I felt a crayola-like crayon come into contact with the tip of my nose. I opened my eyes but nothing was there. I think my girlfriend had pushed out her natural crayon and then ****** it back in before I could see it. Someone please help. I now have a brown mark on the tip of my nose.

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